A parody version of Hallelujah. Apologies for bad singing and what not. I’ve been drinking all day, and this is what happens. A verse for each season.
Sam and dean, they had a mum
Burnt to death by a demon
And John’s gone missing so they better find him
Ghosts are just common trash
The season ends with a car crash
And that’s just the start of supernatural
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Well yellow eyes has a plan for you
He’s picked you from a certain few
To help him let the demons come through
Sammy dies trying to escape him
Dean sells his soul to bring him back again
Just one more heart break from supernatural
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Dean’s time is running short
There’s a hell hound who wants him caught
Lilith holds the contract of his soul
Bella dies so Dean will too
There’s nothing that Sammy can do
Deans in hell but that’s just supernatural
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Dean is saved by the angel Cas
Who turns out to be quite the badass
While Sam is drinking demon blood from a flask
He also kills Lilith as well
But that frees Lucifer from hell
Just another day with supernatural
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Sam and Dean wake up on a plane
And no one can seem to explain
But the angels want the apocalypse to happen
Lucifer cannot be killed
So they have a fight out in field
Sam’s in the cage I guess its supernatural
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Dean is out But Sam is back
They get their hunting back on track
Sam has no soul so that is pretty crap
They’re on the search for purgatory
Don’t realise they’re working for Crowley
Cas is God which is weird for supernatural
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The leviathans rule through a guy named Dick
Cas is dead but it doesn’t stick
Bobby dies, man these leviathans are pricks
Dick is killed with a righteous bone
To purgatory Cas and Dean are thrown
Sam is left alone in supernatural
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Dean is back and Cas as well
They want to close the gates of hell
Sam has to complete three of God’s trials
Metatron seems really cool
But causes all the angels to fall
The season ends so fuck you supernatural
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Supernatural is all about friends
Except, it seems, for Jo and Ellen
Everyone comes back to life except them
It always gets me in a rage
That Adam is still locked in the cage
Did we just forget about him supernatural?
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